For many wreckerators, no cake is more of a tongue-out, slightly-hunched-and-grunting impossibility than an animal cake. It's not for lack of trying, mind you. ("Squished Shih Tzu" is actually a bakery standard these days.) For all their trying and failing, though, there are times when the results are actually kind of cute. Kind of. In a mutant sort of way.
Now, the poodle is a ridiculous looking dog. You can tell by how ridiculous it looks. You would almost think it would be impossible to make it look any more
ridiculous, but if so, the yolk's on you! Haha!
Or maybe on this guy.
Now this little fella...
...is a chinchilla. I would very much like to snuggle him.
I don't really know what this
But I would also like to snuggle it. And maybe nom an ear.
He obviously disapproves.
And this is a blow fish on antidepressants:
And if you think that bakers only try to make cutesy
"What? I'm cutesy!"
From the genus Crocodillius Seinfeldus.
Sometimes wreckorators double their efforts:
And, in some cases, they double their wreckage:
But at least this case also has some nice roses.
And finally, when an animal is really complicated:
Wreckorators tend to just wing it:
, hedge pig
... same difference."
Thanks to Tim A., Stephanie D., Shirley L., Nathan M., JoeyJoJo and Monique R., who are all toy-gers. Toit toy-gers. Rawr.