Warning: Parents, hide your kids. But not necessarily your wives.
There's a lot being said about Charlie Sheen right now - although one could argue that most of it is being said by
Charlie Sheen. And while a lot of it might seem
a bit crazy, I think you'll find his statements all make perfect
sense...when applied to the right cake.
So, in the words of Charlie Sheen, "Just sit back and enjoy the show."
"Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an F-18."
"If people could just read behind the hieroglyphic ... if they could put their cryptology frickin' hat on just for two seconds..."
...then maybe they could tell me what the heck this says.
"I've got tiger blood, man."
I hear it tastes like strawberries.
"Resentments...are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber."
(Aka, "Is that a space shuttle in your pants, or do you need to see a doctor?")
"I've been a veteran of the unspeakable."
"I'm still alive, which is pretty cool."
"I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars."
"They picked a fight with a warlock."
"We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be?"
"I have one speed. I have one gear: Go
"The only thing I'm addicted to is winning."
That's what winners do."
on a drug. It's called 'Charlie Sheen.'"
By Cake and Art. And go here for the back story.
Thanks to Jennifer D., Gideon S., Lauren W., Katie S., Kathryn R., Tosha S., Angela M., Rebecca J., Anthea H., I.W., & Amy H., who are ALL bi-winning.
Update from john: The Hieroglyphic cake apparently says 'Happy Birthday' in Gujarati, a language common in Western India. How it ended up in a display case in a chain store in Maryland, though, is still beyond us.