Spring DOOM!!!
This spring, terror has a new name:
SCREAMING BLOOD-SOAKED LAGOMORPH RECKONING OF DOOOOOM
With everything you've come to expect from a low budget, Easter-themed horror movie!
Including:
"There's old blood and creepy hooks hanging everywhere in this abandoned house that's miles from anywhere - so let's check out the basement! Shyah!"
Gratuitous nudity:
"OMG Jill, we should go skinny dipping!"
That one guy with common sense who always dies at the beginning:
"Guys, this is a really bad idea. Why don't we just get in the car and leave? It's right over there! Jill, put your clothes back on! Well, I'm leavinaaaaauuuuuugggghhhhh!!!!"
Those freaky long-limbed creatures that crawl on ceilings:
NOPE. Nope. Nope-nope-nope-nope!
And of course, creepy two-headed chicks:
"Come play with us.
"We'll play ... chicken."
So this Easter, hop on over ...
... FOR A KILLING.
Thanks to Geneva W., Kathleen L., John B., Michelle L., Alyssa T., Anne B., & Lisa F. for the basket case ... OF HORROR.
(Ok, so today wasn't the best pun day. WHAT.)
