Bear Necessities

Today we celebrate... teddy bears.

But not like that.

NOT LIKE THAT!!

 

After all, who here didn't have a comforting...

 

cheerful...

 

...and completely non-creepy bear to snuggle as a kid?

"ssssooooooooonnnn."

 

Teddy bears are all about childhood innocence and fun.

So hey, this seems appropriate:

(Before you jump to conclusions, I see nothing dirty here.)

(Unless you consider a rocket-jet of explosive diarrhea "dirty.")

 

So here's to you, Teddy, with your weird badonk-a-donk:

 

And your crazy panda/mouse ears:

 

And those lumps no one wants to talk about:

 

Now, for old time's sake, let's have one more Story Time with Teddy!

Ahem hem hem.

 

"Ultimately Maude and Ginger decided to just finish their picnic."

"There was plenty of time to call the coroner later."

Happy National Teddy Bear Day, e'rebody!

 

Thanks to Currie M., Paul N., David G., Jessica N., Kimberly C., B.D., Donna R., Faith T., & Erin M. for the sudden dead end.

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