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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Tuesday
Mar122019

Patty's Checklist, Please

Right, bakers, let's go over the checklist for this week:

 

Amorphous Purse Dress?

Check.

 

Yellow Pool Float?

Checkity check.

 

Bewildered broccoli?

Exxxxxcellent. Better make extras of those.

 

Plastic Pilgrims?

Remember, if anyone asks, their names are Molly and Seamus.

 

And last but not least, Oogie Boogie's Money Bag*.

(*Please note this is NOT a euphemism)

PERFECT.

 

Well, wreckerators, looks like everything's in order! Now let's get out there and write "St. Patty's" on everything to tick off the pedants:

 

Unless the customer asks for a shamrock.

GO TEAM GO!

 

Thanks to Ida, Melissa S., Cyndi C., Liza L., Ann G., Shannon K., & Megan H. for making us all feel extra lucky this week.

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Monday
Mar112019

Say What?

Remember, boys and girls, NEVER ASSUME.

'Cuz that's not 'awesome.'

(It was supposed to say 'Happy Awesome Day.' Keep up, now.)

 

So let's eat, drink, and... er...

Suddenly all those "Marry Christmas" cakes are starting to make sense.

 

So in conclusion:

AWK.
WORRRD.

 

Thanks to Amy M., Heidi Ann, & Jennifer H. for keeping us abreast of the situation.

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