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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Friday
Sep042015

Friday Favs 9/4/15 

Some of my favorite new submissions this week.

 

They asked for, "Happy Birthday Sally/Mom," but I suspect they ordered it over the phone.

Give it a minute.

THERE IT IS.

 

And here's a little hunting tip:

HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

Bakers, you keep using that word:

"Plain"

I do not think it means what you think it means.

(And am I the only one who thinks it's wrong to put frosting on angel food cake?)

 

First, you will be mildly traumatized:

Then, you will have just one burning question:

Is that actual fur??

 

Thanks to Jeremy C., Brittany W., Adrienne P., Jen C., & Angela G. for the shiny pink... hunting hat? Yeah. Let's go with that.

 

BONUS MYSTERY WRECK:

I often joke that I don't know what a cake is supposed to be, but seriously, you guys: I have no idea what this is supposed to be:

Now taking suggestions in the comments.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:


Thursday
Sep032015

Someday We'll Find It... And Press Charges

First there was the Rainbow Erection:

 

Then there was the Rainbow Ejection:

 

And now, presumably a good 30 minutes later, our nation's bakeries give us this:

The Marshmallow-Topped Drippy Rainbow Wang... Confection

(AND IT STILL RHYMES!)

 

Thanks to Myra D., Aimie T., & Diana W. for making us wonder just how long bakers can keep this up.

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