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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Creepy Cakes (193)

Friday
Mar012019

Freaky Friday

I've heard things can get a little creepy in bakeries after dark, but I'm sure that's all just in people's heads.

Er... right?

 

 

 

So, um... heh, say, what do you suppose is in this big hump?

I mean, not that I'm worried or anything...

 

But seriously, WHAT'S IN THE HUUUUMP?

o.0

Well, golly, look at the time!

I really must be goAAAAAAAUUUGH!!

 

Please don't open your eyes, please don't open your eyes, pleasedon'topenyoureyes...

 

 

Thanks to Jeremy C., Alana F., Karin K., Nicole B., Rose C., & Anony M. for not including pics of just the eye on a plate. Because I need to sleep again someday.

 

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Thursday
Feb282019

It's Like A Little Baby Unicorn... OF NIGHTMARES

I'm so pumped for Frozen 2, minions. Not only do we get some sparkly pantsuit action (with CAPES, uh thankyouverramuch), we also get more of Frozen's real hero, Olaf.

And lemme tell ya, if my favorite snowboi doesn't hit us up with another song this movie I will be distraught. DISTRAUGHT I SAY.

So to tide us over 'til then... hit it, Olaf Wrecks!

 

::jazzy music starts up::
::slow zoom in on the bakery aisle::
::as dozens of terrified children run past crying::

 

Kids'll shake
Moms'll be sayin' "for goodness' sake"

All because my frosted face
is a bummer...


No body
Or hands
Just my head screaming according to plan

Prob'ly scaring everyone's Gran - a bummer!


I'll gesture towards a Pac-Man
With eyes as dead as night

 

And I'll sneak up on little Suzie...

 

...and give her
a
fright:

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAnd I can't

wait to see,

what Elsa will think of meeee!

 

'Cuz this nightmare fuel is definitely

...a bum-merrrrrr!

 

Thanks to Jodee R., Cecy E., Maya O., Mike C., I.B., Andrea K., & Amanda D., who are clearly all worth melting for. Pass the wet-naps.

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