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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Ewww (182)

Tuesday
Mar052019

The First Rule Of Mardi Gras Club

Happy Mardi Gras, minions!

Or, as our Boston Wreckerators call it:

"Madi Gras."

They also park the floats in the yard. SO WEIRD RIGHT.

 

Now listen, if there's one thing I've learned after a few disastrous Mardi Gras posts here on Cake Wrecks, it's the First Rule of Mardi Gras:

You don't talk about King Cakes.

Nope.

Don't do it!

Stay strong, Jen, stay strong...

::wide-eyed but respectful silent internal screaming::

::followed by minor brain hemorrhage::

 

PHEW.

Ok, but we can talk about this, right?

o.0

 

Thanks to Ellie B., K.B., Anony M., Laura A., Jennifer M., & Anony T. for keeping us to the mask at hand.

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Wednesday
Feb132019

5 Cakes To Kill The Mood (And Your Appetite) For Valentine's Day

Valentine's is coming, so you know what THAT means...

The faceless Ketchup man will soon hunt again.

 

Also that weird shape is gonna be EVERYWHERE. You know, the one that looks like a cross between a jelly bean and a maxi pad?

 

What's up with these, bakers?

 

And why do you always put that white strip in the middle?

Imagine serving this with a glass of blue Kool-Aid.

Oohhh.

Now I kind of want one.

 

And if that doesn't clear the room fast enough, then how about the world's most cringe-inducing pregnancy announcement?

o.0

Three words: NOPE, NOPE, and more NOPE.

 

Thanks to Lea B., Stephanie T., Rachel B., Mab R. for putting us ALL in the mood... to have a headache.

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