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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Literal LOLs (203)

Thursday
Mar212019

Name That Name!

Kids these days, with their funky names and their extra weird spellings:

I bet this gets confusing around other holidays.

 

I hear Lt. Pink really likes light pink icing:

Coincidence?

 

Oh, great, now ALL the kids will want parentheses in their names:

DAMN HIPSTERS.

 

Is there a Doctor in the house?

Because only he would have time for this.

 

And c'mon, this is just ridiculous:

Who names their kid "Janey?"

 

Thanks to Catherine G., Stephanie T., Elizabeth B., Priscilla C., & Mary G., who know a rose by any other name... can be pretty dang funny.

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Friday
Feb222019

Taste The Rainbow

[gazing dramatically into distance]  

Sooome... WHERE.... oooover the rainbow!

My, oh my.

 

There's a cake that I heard of

Once that I'd like to buy.

 

Some... ONE... spelled out the colors!

 

Chris is "blue."

 

Why... did... the wreck-er-a-tor

Pipe the instructions, too?

 

Someday I'll get into my car
And drive until the wrecks are far behind me!

("Scarlett around the Edge")

 

Where "banquet"'s spelled right in the shops

And no one tries to sell cake flops

That's where yooouuu'll FIIINNND me!

 

Some... WHERE... ooover the rainbow

Bakers try.

 

They... don't... write out instructions

Those are the cakes I'll buy.

 

If happy customers can buy

Cakes with a "rainbow"
why ooohh whyyyy
caaaaan't I?

 

Thanks to Tristan S., Vern M., Tim L., Debi G., Sarah B., David H., Brenda T., Karen B., Stephanie D., and Sahara H. for really bringing the house down.

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