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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Missed Marks (404)

Monday
Apr082019

Wreckage Most Foul

Hey bakers, it's Draw a Bird Day.

Whaddaya got?

I see.

 

...what else ya got?

::squints::

 

::head tilt::

 

AAAAAAAAAAA!

AND WHAT IS A "PENQUIN?"

Never mind.

 

I think the important take-away here, minions, is that even when you don't give a hoot about Draw A Bird Day, you can still give... a poop:

WELL OWL BE.

Small naked cartoon child: "Mr. Bowel, how many licks does it take NOPE NOPE DID NOT THINK THIS JOKE THROUGH NOPE.

Thanks to Eileen, Jodee R., Naomie H.,Lauren D., & Alysia B., who may or may not remember this commercial, but most DEFINITELY are craving a Tootsie Pop now:

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Thursday
Apr042019

Giving A Whole New Meaning To "Stiff Drink"

Happy Alcohol Screening Day, minions!

Now.

::adjusting hypothetical glasses that I *could* be wearing; YOU DON'T KNOW::

Let's begin.

 

What would you say is your greatest weakness?

Mm-hm, mm-hmmmm. I see.

 

Are you especially detail-oriented? Or do you focus on the bigger picture?

Yikes, get a hold of yourself, mate! YOU CAN HANDLE THIS.

Moving on...

 

When do you find you work best?

Yeah. Kinda figured.

 

Would you say you're generally happy with where you are in life?

Cool.
Cool cool cool.

::scribbling furiously on notepad without breaking eye contact::

 

Do you ever find yourself getting, how should I put this... "salty?"

Oh, no reason... just... curious.

 

Where do you see yourself in the next 5 years?

[....]

Well I appreciate your honesty.

 

And finally, when things get hard, are you able to take a firm hand? Can you suck it up and get the job done?

Ohh, ballsy answer.

I like it.

Well, I've just now decided we're moving in a completely different direction, but thanks for coming in!

 

And thanks to Erica, Missy N., Telch, Anna R., Christy H., Justin J., & Danielle M. for giving a whole new meaning to "stiff drink."

Heyooooo.

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