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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Song (48)

Wednesday
Mar272019

Sexy Tractors & Pancake Dogs

It's Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day, minions, and if ever there was a holiday to celebrate with Cake Wrecks, this is it.

Can you guess which of these songs are real, and which ones I just now made up while giggling madly?

LET'S FIND OUT.

"My Dog Told You So"

You said he's just a mutt
But now you're on your butt
Don't gimmie no lip, 'cuz
My dog told you so

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"She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy"

She thinks my tractor's sexy!
It really turns her on
She's always starin' at me
While I'm chuggin' along

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"You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly"

You're the reason our kids are ugly, little darling!
Oh, but looks ain't everything
And money ain't everything
But I love you just the same

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"Hold My Beer And Marry Me"

I'm drunk
Ohh whoa whoa
Drunk in love
You're all I'll ever want
So hold my beer
And marry me

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"Dropkick Me, Jesus"

Dropkick me, Jesus
Through the goalposts of life!
And over end neither left nor the right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Dropkick me, Jesus
Through the goalposts of life

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"If You're Lookin' For Lovin' Don't Sit On Her Dog"

That cushion made a yip
It was my one-way ticket trip
If you're lookin' for lovin'
Don't sit on her dog!

 

Thanks to Lisa Marie, Fiona, Sarah Z., Elizabeth C., Kelli M., & Jan W. for helping me fool John with at least one of these. How'd the rest of you do? :D

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Friday
Feb222019

Taste The Rainbow

[gazing dramatically into distance]  

Sooome... WHERE.... oooover the rainbow!

My, oh my.

 

There's a cake that I heard of

Once that I'd like to buy.

 

Some... ONE... spelled out the colors!

 

Chris is "blue."

 

Why... did... the wreck-er-a-tor

Pipe the instructions, too?

 

Someday I'll get into my car
And drive until the wrecks are far behind me!

("Scarlett around the Edge")

 

Where "banquet"'s spelled right in the shops

And no one tries to sell cake flops

That's where yooouuu'll FIIINNND me!

 

Some... WHERE... ooover the rainbow

Bakers try.

 

They... don't... write out instructions

Those are the cakes I'll buy.

 

If happy customers can buy

Cakes with a "rainbow"
why ooohh whyyyy
caaaaan't I?

 

Thanks to Tristan S., Vern M., Tim L., Debi G., Sarah B., David H., Brenda T., Karen B., Stephanie D., and Sahara H. for really bringing the house down.

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