When More Is Less and Less Looks Stupid

It's Use Less Stuff Day, bakers - not to be confused with USELESS stuff, since we all know cat toothbrushes are never happening anything.

So let's talk about this:

THIS IS TOO MUCH STUFF.

(Side Note: Who brings a Batman plate to a Star Trek Beach party? I mean, REALLY. Let's stay on theme here, people!)

And furthermore:

THIS IS ALSO TOO MUCH STUFF.

Bakers, imagine - if you will - a world. A world where you use LESS stuff.

I SAID, "IMAGINE IT!"

That's better.

Hang on, we seem to have overshot in the opposite direction.

Tell you what, bakers, try this: how about a single, tasteful accent?

::long, drawn-out, exasperated sigh::

(It's a strawberry. Beyond that, I have no answers.)

Right. New plan: let's work to your strengths!

Presenting...

RANDOM FLOTSAM CUPCAKES

Super Bieber Rangers, GO!

Thanks to Tony S., Kari N., Christen F., Scott J., Marc B., Lisa F., & Claire O. for making the Batman 'Trek Beach crossover look like... well, a day at the beach.

(P.S. I'd like to point out that the "one month old" cake is the oldest pic I have left that I haven't posted yet... but that would be a lie. And see, John? I DID USE IT EVENTUALLY. )

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Of Newspapers And Key Wangs

Q: What did Sarah get when she ordered a newspaper cake like this for her Dad's birthday?

(by Jo's Cakes)

A: Something black and white and wrecked all over.

(On the plus side, at least it wasn't for a big milestone birthday or anyth... oh.)

I hear these guys are out standing in their field:

Suh-WHEAT!

So do you think Kati needs help healing or falling?

Either way, at least we know what the baker could do better.

"Gimme an E!
"Gimme an R!
"What's that spell?"

DANGIT, BARB.

And finally, how do I know this is supposed to be a car key?

Because I'm a sporty little number, and it's TURNING ME ON.

Heyyyyooooo!!

(Just kidding.)

(I'm not sporty.)

Thanks to Sarah R., Min, Kati, Edward P., & Jennifer T., who much prefers driving a hard... bargain.

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