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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Friday
Dec092016

Friday Favs 12/9/16

Some of my favorite new submissions this week:

 

They asked for cupcakes with the Batman logo:

Sing it with me!

Na na na na na na na nana na na...

NUH-UH.

 

Renee wanted a number 18 on each of her cupcakes:

Which, technically, she kind of got?

 

How To Tell Your Baker Has Never Played Tetris:

Step 1: Order a Tetris Cake Step
2: Get this:

 

Only a true prefessional can spot the oh-so-subtle signs of a bakery cleaning out their flotsam bin:

OH-SO-SUBTLE, I say.

 

And finally, I just found your new ice breaker for parties:

GUESS WHAT THIS IS:

If you guessed "a baby in a crib wearing a Christening gown" then, well, let's be honest: there's no way you guessed that.

Silvia, I'd say next time just order the pacifier design, but only because we all know how that'd end up, and I have some great puns lined up for it. [evil grin]

 

Thanks to Bridget L., Renee D., Emily B., Kida, & Silvia L. for rockin' the cradle of "you've-gotta-be-kidding-me." Now quick, everyone, go print out that cookie picture for your next holiday party!

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Thursday
Dec082016

Y'all Ready For This?

This holiday season,
get ready,
FOR...

 

THE CARNAGE

 

THE MAYHEM

 

THE SADNESS

 

ALSO THIS THING

 

MAYBE A LITTLE OF THIS:

 

AND...

CHICKEN.
SALAD.
SNOWMEN

With candy canes.

 

Thanks to Ann R., Susanna T., Danielle P., Abby G., Patrick T., & Pam H. for tossing that one in.

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