The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Fire Swamp
May 17, 2013 According to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, there are NOT three dangers of the Fire Swamp, my friends; there are seven.
Don't Panic!
Instead, grab your sonic screwdriver,
;)
(With both hands...)
and your ugliest tie-dye beach towel,
;)
(You know, the one with the ugly flowers and the nutrient-soaked hem.)
...and let's go see if we can find the other four!
Wait, I'm forgetting something...
Hey! You! In the red shirt! Wanna join the team?
;)
Great! We wouldn't think of leaving without you.
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Look, up above! It's a Cthulpoo Pony!
;)
Watch out for their aerial bowel assault!
Now, step lively! The Guide warns of AFGs. You could fall and break your neck.
;)
"Areas of Fluctuating Gravity? I don't think they exi-- aiieeeggghhhh!"
Listen! Do you smell something?
;)
As I suspected: it's the herbivorous blast-ended skrewt!
("They call me... Tim.")
Mind the pincers; they've got nasty, big, pointy teeth!
Well, that's three. There's just one more danger --
The Excitable Squirrels of Amorosity!
;)
Look out, men! They'll go straight for your nuts!
(Whose idea was it to bring all these peanuts, anyway?)
*SPROING!*
RUN AWAAAAAY!
Thanks to Robert S., Stacy, Gillian, Anony M., Kellee C., Rachael E., and Jane B., for sending us pictures of cakes that are mostly harmless.
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