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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Tuesday
Dec182018

Whoaaaa MAN.

[putting on sunglasses]

[lighting groovy cigarette]

[signalling groovy bass player to start groovy bass music]

CAKE!

So sad, bra.

Standing like Santa,


Grilling like gangsta...

I wonder who gives out more
COAL.

 

[whispering]

As the ephemeral frigidity succumbs to day's full wrath...

My cone melts.

 

CAKE!

Sad.
Cake.

 

Dripping like mad

Come back to my pad

I'll make you
a
sprinkle
surprise.

Hey Jane, hand me
that shovel.

 

Why's it always have to be snakes?

 

Popsicle.

IN MY FACE.

[blows out candle]

 

Thanks to Kristin and Gary H., Ashley B., Ellen M., Mab R., Wendy H., Rachel J., & Margot V. We're all snapping our fingers in your direction.

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Monday
Dec172018

'Tis The Season

It's hard to capture all the magic of the season in a single cake, but by jove, I think this bakery's gone and done it:

I don't know about you, but I'm feeling all warm and tingly inside.

 

What do you think, Ambivalent Snowmen?

"Ehhhhhh..."
"Mmmph..."
"Errrrrrr...."
"Wellll..."
"I HAVE NO OPINION STOP TALKING TO ME."

 

Oh! That reminds me:

'Tis the season to pick up your custom order at the bakery, realize how awful it is as you're walking away, and dump the wreck in the cheese case before making a hasty get-away:

 

Fa la la la la laaaaaaaa...

La la

La

La.

 

Thanks to Lindsay G., Carla L., Cathy C., & Helen A. for the worst foot-in-mouth situation I've seen in ages.

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