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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Tuesday
Nov252014

The Great Turkey Uprising

My friends, have your past turkey cakes failed to rise to the occasion?

 

Did they fall flat at inopportune moments?

 

Or did the mere sight of your turkeys give guests a sudden headache?

Well, not this year!

This year, bakers are erecting new and improved turkey cakes guaranteed to satisfy!

Your turkey will stand taller:

 

Serve more:

 

And keep those dinner guests coming!

Plus stay extra moist!

 

So forget all those disappointing performances of the past, and get ready to be extra thankful this year:

"Well, howdy, pilgrim."

 

Thanks to Zach C., Sara G., Rene R., Colleen W., Mia M., Mike L., Marty G. & Danny R. for the fowl play.

Important Note to Bakers: Pssst. Guys. Remember to put a face on it, so no one gets suspicious, mmkay? Mmmmkay. Thanks.

 

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Monday
Nov242014

Absolutely Hystorical!

Cake Wrecks presents:

Famous Wreckerators of the Past!

 

Shakespeare:

To b or not to b, that was the question.

 

Ivan Pavlov:

I don't know the dog's name, but something here is ringing a bell.

 

Count Dracula:

Yes. Yes you do.

 

Pandora:

I haven't even opened the box, and I've already lost hope.

 

Thomas Edison:

It just came to me in a flash.

 

 Schrödinger:

Maybe the cat isn't alive OR dead; it's one of the living dead.

TAKE THAT, SCIENCE.

 

And finally...

Sigmund Freud:

Because sometimes a cigar is just an amputated finger phallus.

 

Thanks to Paula D., Carolyn F., Lyzz H., Elaine T., Carrie S., Suzy F., and Angela Z., who have never felt less cigar envy in their lives. (Right there with ya, ladies.)

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