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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Friday
Jan302015

Friday Favs 1/30/15

Some of my favorite new submission this week:

 

[singing] Double your pleasure, double your...

Never mind.

 

When Jeff's co-worker retired, they decided to go with a golfing sentiment on the cake. Appropriate, because look how well the baker teed them off!

Ahh, if only ALL the gruss was grenner, am I right?

 

Here's another stencil malfunction, but one only you Australian readers will appreciate:

To be fair, I hear it's easy to get turned around Down Under.

(Via this article, which gets major props for calling it the "cake that flipped a nation." Hee!)

 

Anyone else get the feeling bakers are sick of drawing footballs?

No? Just me?

 

And finally,

I think this giraffe is trying to wink at us:

So why can't I stop screaming?

 

Thanks to Kara P., Jeff R., everyone in Australia who reads this blog, Melissa U., & Anony M. for proving that winking at strangers is always creepy, so stop it, winkers. JUST STOP.

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Thursday
Jan292015

Football Primer

It's that time of year again!

Time to brush up on our football terminology:

Foul:

'Nuff said.

 

Fumble:

That's when someone drops the ball.

 

False Start:

Five dollar penalty!

 

Incomplete Pass:

Seriously? Try again.

 

Tight Ends:

...and the best way to see them.
(SCOOORE!)

 

Off Sides:

 

Double Coverage:

Think anyone will notice?

 

and finally...

Missed Point:

Woot!
(Hey, waaaait...)

I think it's time to put all these bakers into Time Out.

 

Thanks to Alisa N., Steven B., Chris D., Hollie T., Vanessa W., Janette R., and Sarah S. who are ALL MVPs to us.

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