Ok, bakers, you have one job. ONE JOB. Ready?
This plastic piece has football lacing on it, so - still with me? Yes? - so just put it on a cake, like so:
...and voilà! Instant football.
Now, go find a brown cake, and put the piece of plastic on it. That's it. That's all. You literally cannot screw this up.
Annnnnd .... go.
What are you doing.
Thanks to Megan C., Michelle L., & Carol B. for the reminder to always keep it stupid, silly.