It's International Enthusiasm Week, and as always, we can depend on our bakers to provide the most enthusiastic...
avid...
go-getting...
passionate...
excited...
and eager...
Uh...
Well, if that fails, at least we can depend on them to add exclamation marks.
Thanks to Jodee R., Jillian L., Janet P., Matt C., Adam S., Anony M., Jessie S., & the thesaurus. Couldn't have done it without you.
In celebration of Labor Day, let's see if we can't find the perfectly proportioned Mom-In-Labor cake, shall we?
See, this just feels insulting.
And now she's compensating for something.
While we're talking proportions, bakers... about this foot:
o.O
Sweet mercy, woman, get the C-section.
In fact a lot of moms-to-be seem to be carrying future Sasquatches:
Yowch.
NOPE.
Though I'm really enjoying the creepy mood lighting on that one, very Dana's apartment in Ghostbusters.
Is this shoe placement bothering anyone else?
No? Just me thinking it seems cruel to put SHOES right where the poor woman's leg stumps should be?
Allllrighty then.
And finally, while it can be tough to decide which kind of Dismembered Mom Torso will shock your guests the most, in this case, the answer is clear:
Happy Labor Day, y'all.
Go rest up.
Thanks to John S., Elizabeth, Erica S., Anony M., Jennifer K., Julie P., & Avia F. for pointing out that the baby in the window belly has also pooped a little. EXCELLENT.
A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)
- Jen
