10 Spooky Sweets For Halloween!

It's Spooky Season, Sweets lovers, and the gang's all here!

We've got bats:

(Betty’s Sugar Dreams, Germany)

And cats:

(Art of Cake New York)

... and teeny witches' hats!

(Arte Da Ka, Brazil)

Q: What did the Mummy say after she finished filming her YouTube sandwich video?

A: "THAT'S A WRAP."

I also found some spine-tingling wedding cakes:

(Custom Cakes In Los Angeles, CA, featured here)

For the couple that feels that spark of electricity together. :D

This one is super dark, but the textures are incredible:

(Twister Cake Art, Finland)

And here's a bare bones design for the bride on a budget:

(Christine McConnell, online only)

;p

Are any of you watching Christine's new Youtube show, btw? I like it so much more than her Netflix series!

This mummy unicorn is as funny as it is adorable:

(Groundbaking Cakes, Malaysia)

That expression, hee!

And here's a grave situation that manages to be elegant, too:

 (Sprinkles, Dubai)

It doesn't get more classic than a Haunted house, and I love how cheery these colors are!

(Mardie Makes Cakes, Australia)

The forced perspective with that cobblestone path is ahhh-mazing.

And finally, move over, pumpkins, because these black berries are stealing your spotlight!

(The Necro NomNomNomicon, tutorial here)

Who knew purple winged berries could make such a gorgeously gothic cake?

Plus the bakery name cracks me up. BRAVO.

Have a spooky-licious Sunday, minions!

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 I'm a big fan of black cats now that I have Eva, and just bought myself a necklace I think some of you will appreciate:

Studio Ghibli JiJi Broom Necklace

This is JiJi from KiKi's Delivery Service, but even if you don't know the move it's freaking adorable. PLUS he slides around on the broom! Eeee!

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Cake Boners & Baby Rattle Boob Pasties

Did any of you celebrate Bosses Day this week?

How about Boner Day?

[insert obligatory 'head of the company' joke here]

Granted, some of us celebrate Boner Day every day, AMIRITE?

HEYOOOOOOOOoh stop looking at me like that, John.

It's been one year since Kate's heart surgery, so her family got a cake to celebrate.

The good news?
The baker really nailed, "Heartaversary."
The bad?
Now Kate knows how her family really feels.

To be fair, I love cake more than I love people, too.

I mean, think about it:

People taste terrible.

The bakery claimed these were ghosts:

So bakers, I'm going to claim this tissue is a twenty dollar bill.

We good?

Now, don't worry, my dear wreckies; this is NOT a baby butt cake.

(Phew!)

It's a baby contortionist wearing a Space Balls helmet.

(Admit it: you just tried to visualize that. MY MIND-CONTROL POWERS ARE GROWING!
Mua-ha-haaaa!!)

(Now bring me a whoopie pie!)

And finally, while I still say anyone who orders a headless "Mom" body for a baby shower cake deserves all the lumpy cake boobage they get, I GUESS I can see where Angel MIGHT be upset on this one.

She asked for this in pink:

DIBS ON THE BELLY BUTTON

And got this:

Take a moment. Soak it alllll in.

It was hard to narrow down, but I think my favorite favorite part is the baby rattle pasties. They just scream "sexyAAAAAUUUGGHH!!" you know?

Thanks to Cori D., Anna E., Jessica P., Anony M., & Angel A. for reminding us that eating people is still a bad idea, so stop it, all of you.

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Oh hey, that last cake reminds me: here's a great game for any baby showers in your future! Or any Friday night, really:

Baby Bump Or Beer Belly Game Pack

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And from my other blog, Epbot: