CAKES TO CAP IT OFF

YOU'VE BEEN ASKING FOR YEARS:

AND NOW IT'S TIME TO GET WHAT YOU'VE BEEN ASKING FOR FOR YEARS...

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY

CAPS LOCK IS GREAT FOR CONVEYING ENTHUSIASM

AND FOR MAN CAKE

(THIS IS NOT A CAKE FOR A WOMAN!
IT'S A MAN CAKE!
MAAAAAAN CAAAAKE!)

CAPS LOCK IS ALSO GREAT FOR E-MAILS TO YOUR GRANDCHILDREN
BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT

LOOK, THIS GUY WHO GOT PROMOTED HAS UNFORTUNATE INITIALS

HA HA HA HAHAHA

OOPS NOW MY EYES ARE BLEEDING FROM TYPING THIS WAY SO I HAVE TO STOP NOW

BYE

Thanks to Chelsea M., Ed & Delena, Leigh B., Lani T., Erica R., Perry P., Jenn M., & Leicia G. for the capital wreckage.

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ONE MORE THING

THIS BOOK MIGHT BE A FUNNY GIFT OR SOMETHING

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I HAVE ANOTHER BLOG CALLED EPBOT:

Fortified With 100% Real Irony

It may not be rain on your wedding day, but these cakes are still a little too ironic.

[grabbing microphone]

HIT IT!

It's like loving journalism

... but not kerning!

It's a "good job"

that needs some learning.

It's the winner's cake

that SHOULD be burning!

And who would have thought? It figures!

It's calling someone "dumb"

When you can't spell the word

It's trying to show you care

While giving a beautiful turd

Heh.

And isn't it ironic, don't you think?

Thanks to Tracey, Julie, Dorothy S., Tony W., & Stacey, who really DO think.

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Hang on, you know what ELSE has delicious irony? A fully armed and operational battle station with an exposed exhaust port.

Death Star Waffle Iron

Thanks to this waffle iron, you can recreate the Death Star's catastrophic destruction every morning with butter and syrup. Nomz. Just remember: Use the forks.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: