Sooooo... No?

You'll never guess what Taryn T. asked her baker:

As perfect as that is, I feel kinda bad that Taryn didn't get her unicorn.

So Taryn, JUST FOR YOU:

Humpy Dumpy

Elvis McSquiggle Eye

"Nothing To See Here" Brutus the Smoothest [WINK WINK]

And I can't decide which of these last two is my favorite:

Squintsy the Aardvark

Or

Stumpy Wallbanger.

You guys feel free to vote in the comments.

Thanks to Ginny V., Cassandra F., Brandi F., Heather C., & Joshanna R. for proving that, no matter what, the answer was still "no."

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P.S. We need more pretty unicorn dresses in the world, so here's my favorite I recommend to friends all the time:

CowCow Women's Unicorn Dress

I get compliments every time I wear it - last time a lady yelled across the parking lot how much she loved it, ha. Plus it's stretchy and comfy and cat hair doesn't stick to it! Now that's MAGIC.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Dragon Appreciation Day

It's Appreciate A Dragon Day, minions, but there's a problem: I can't tell the dragon cakes from the dinosaur cakes.

I know, I know! This should be easy, right?

AND YET

Huh.

Um…

OH COME ON.

Are some of these breathing fire or sticking their tongues out?

Now, I can already hear you telling the screen that dragons have WINGS. And believe me, I agree with you! I'm just not sure these bakers do:

That's totally breathing fire, right? On its own back leg?

In fact, the only one I found with definite wings is the least dragon-looking of them all:

All I see is a sassy snake with its arm on its hip. "Oh you did NOT just call me a Wyrm."

Well, minions, I guess today we've learned the line between cake dino and cake dragon is a blurry one - and that it can always be worse:

What the actual heck, Barb.

Thanks to Valerie D. Suse B., Jana H., Gayle T., Jennifer J., Kara S., & Melissa R. for dragon this out.

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P.S. I just found this book and I am MELTING:

Tiny T. Rex And The Impossible Hug

Absolutely the cutest, sweetest story for your favorite dino-loving kids. (Or adults!)

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And from my other blog, Epbot: