Perfectly Lovely And "BIG AND THICK"

This is a perfectly lovely wedding cake, you guys. Perfectly lovely.

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[side eye]

But I'm not the only one who sees it, right?

#DirtyMindsUnite

This little girl is thinking, "I can ALSO spell better than you, dude."

Such a nice chocolate wine glass, and then...

WHY?!

When You Ask For A Rainbow, But Your Baker Is, Like, SUPER Lazy:

And finally, quite possibly the most inappropriate literal LOL I've ever featured:

This is why you really have to watch your phrasing in a bakery, minions. o.0

Thanks to Mackenzie K., Sharon F., Anony M., Ashly K., & Joanna M., who no doubt had some 'splaining to do at little Liana's party.

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Hey, you know what's ALSO big and thick?

3D Bread Loaf Pillow

Hey, I'm on a roll. How could I not rise to the occasion?

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

12 Stay-At-Home Sweets

Hey, Sweets fans. How YOU doin'? 

::eyebrow waggle::

No really, how're you hanging in with all this... hanging in? Do you have enough of these bad boys?

(Little Owl Cakes, Massachusetts)

Now that we're all homebodies you may have to be a little more creative in finding fun things to do, but with today's bakers' help, I have a few suggestions.

::grabs guitar::

::starts strumming energetically::

You could read a book,
or maybe two or three:

(Sassa's Bespoke Cakes, UK)

Add a few new paintings to your gallery

(Shams D, South Africa)

Play guitar 
or knit

(Maria's Cakes & Cupcakes)

 And craft and basically
 Have fun while staying in!

Than after lunch it's puzzles and darts and baking

(Southin Style Cakes, Australia)

Paper mache, a bit of schoolwork, then tea!

(Mama Cakery, Malaysia)

Pottery and ventriloquy, hot bath-taking

(Box Hill Bespoke Cakes, Ireland)

Then stretch, maybe sketch? Talk a walk, watch TV!

 (JBakes by Juilee, India)

And we'll keep watchin' and watchin'

(Just a Bite By Vivi, North Carolina)

And watchin' and watchin'

(Julia Hardy)

 'Cuz soon life starts up again! 

Remember, even if today isn't your:

(Baker unknown. Help?)

We'll finally see the light at the end of this tunnel soon. Promise.

 (Alex Alvino Cake, Brazil)

Stay Sweet to each other out there!

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And for my fellow Pascal fans, here's my favorite ornament Disney's ever made:

Disney's Light-Up Pascal Ornament

I love him so much! Especially since I saw the way Kelsey Michell on Instagram has him displayed in a little wall lantern - it's so perfect, I can't even. (Follow her for amazing Disney decor, btw!)

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And from my other blog, Epbot: