These Terrifying Easter Cakes Really Capture The Spirit of 2020

Everything else may be different for Easter this weekend, minions, but at least we can depend on bakers to provide the same happy…

fun-loving... 

friendly....

...and comforting treats they do every year!

Yep, nothing makes kids feel better than waking up to this on their nightstand:

Except maybe waking up to this:

The chocolate coffins are an... interesting... touch.

And hey, if you really want to liven things up, ask your grocery delivery person to surprise you with any Easter cake - their choice. You just might get something you'll be talking about for years to come.

... but more likely you'll just get a derpy lamb cake.

"HEH-WOH DARE!"

Thanks to Kristie C., Kate S., S.Q., Melissa G., Jennifer F., Amy B., & Alison M. for finding the one lamb wreck I actually love. That derpy lil' face with the Eugene Levy eyebrows is cracking. me. UP. 

And just to make up for all the scary rabbits, here comes one everybody loves: Roger!

Roger Rabbit Salt & Pepper Shaker Set

This set is so cool, love that he's riding in Benny the cab.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

What They Wanted, What They Got: Princess Edition

Ever wonder what you'll really get when you order a princess cake like this?

Well, I have good news!

You're almost certain to get the same toys.

Or maybe you want to spring for the big castle version:

You totally should!

How else will your baker get any airbrush practice?

Mmmm. Spattery.

Not a big princess fan? Never fear, I've got something for you, too!

Now, clap your hands if you believe in fairy wrecks.

THEY DO EXIST.

Thanks to K.B., Maureen S., & Yesenia for the stellar wreckporting.

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P.S. Here's a handy reminder for bakers, scruffy-looking nerf-herders, and pretty much everyone:

"Don't Mess With A Princess" Tee

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And from my other blog, Epbot: