The Easter Post That Will Probably Get Me In Trouble

With Easter coming this Sunday, let's take a moment to reflect on that one relative who always shows up to family dinners a little drunk and "short a few bucks," but who really, REALLY wants to talk politics while you practice your poker face and try to snap a cellphone pic or two for Facebook later.

Top Rabbit: "NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT TRUMP'S HARE."

Bottom Rabbit: "How are we even related."

Just think: with all of us staying home this year, you won't have to go through that!

Now, I was going to say something about the irony of a kosher Easter egg:

...but then I remembered this is the internet, so I'd just end up getting lectured on the history of appropriated pagan rituals and whatnot.

SO INSTEAD...

Kosher pig caaaaake!!

And since I'm probably getting myself in trouble here anyway:

I'm told this is an Easter dessert in Spain.

o.0

So this weekend, may you all have a:

...or at least BE one.

Thanks to Anony M., Jessie K., Kayla S., Zoe M., & Rik D., who all promise to be happy eaters, so long as there's free cake.

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P.S. If you're kinda missing the family debates this year, then I have just the game for you:

Debatable: A Hilarious Party Game For People Who Love To Argue

I do NOT recommend playing it with your family, though. :D

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

These Terrifying Easter Cakes Really Capture The Spirit of 2020

Everything else may be different for Easter this weekend, minions, but at least we can depend on bakers to provide the same happy…

fun-loving... 

friendly....

...and comforting treats they do every year!

Yep, nothing makes kids feel better than waking up to this on their nightstand:

Except maybe waking up to this:

The chocolate coffins are an... interesting... touch.

And hey, if you really want to liven things up, ask your grocery delivery person to surprise you with any Easter cake - their choice. You just might get something you'll be talking about for years to come.

... but more likely you'll just get a derpy lamb cake.

"HEH-WOH DARE!"

Thanks to Kristie C., Kate S., S.Q., Melissa G., Jennifer F., Amy B., & Alison M. for finding the one lamb wreck I actually love. That derpy lil' face with the Eugene Levy eyebrows is cracking. me. UP. 

And just to make up for all the scary rabbits, here comes one everybody loves: Roger!

Roger Rabbit Salt & Pepper Shaker Set

This set is so cool, love that he's riding in Benny the cab.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: