Bakers Make Passes At Dinos With Glasses

Ever wonder what's going on back there in the murky recesses behind the bakery counter?

No?

How 'bout now?

I mean, do you suppose bakers sit around taking bets on who can write the weirdest thing on the stock cakes?

(For the neighbor who won't pick up her dog's poop in your yard? But then, why would you reward that?)

I'm pretty sure bakers are also having competitions to see how much they can get away with before a customer notices and/or complains:

Baker: "And I did it all... with THE SAME PIPING TIP."

Groupie bakers: "OoooOOOOoooooh!"

Then again, maybe some bakers just don't like us.

"Look, you asked for a space cake, I made you a space cake. See the stars? And the planet?

"What, that thing there? That's, uh, a space log. Or an asteroid. Yeah. An assteroid. BAHAHAHAHAAAA! That'll be $36.99 please. Then get out."

And finally, for this one they asked for a dinosaur with glasses.

So the baker drew a dinosaur... with glasses:

Just not together.

Which is a whole NEW level of wrecking that, frankly, makes me thrilled to be alive right now.

Thanks to Lindsay G., Jessica K., Cyrus C., Gail R., & Kay S. for the newest Cake Rex.

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P.S. This is a little crass - ergo the censor dot smiley faces - but this dino shower curtain made me laugh really hard and I feel like some of you will appreciate it:

Dinosaur Bicycle Shower Curtain

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Sunday Sweets Celebrates Rainbows & Love

Rainbows are for everyone, just like love, just like CAKE. 

So today we're combining all three!

Whether you like your rainbows in the traditional colors:

(Haley Cakes And Cookies, Texas)

Or neon:

(Sugarcoates Bakery, Maryland)

Or pastel:

(Memory Maker, Texas)

There's something about all these colors together that makes my heart happy.

Do you like your rainbows in swags?

(Immaculate Confections, London)

Or speckles?

 (Claire Owen Cakes, UK)

Stripes?

(Cakes by Katy, UK)

Or drips?

(Lucie Loves To Bake, London)

Maybe you prefer your rainbows piped in pretty patterns:

(White Flower Cake Shoppe, Ohio)

Or blended into lovely light layers:

(Crumbs And Doilies, UK)

 Or even splashed across a galaxy far, far away:

(Kekcaines Wake & Bake, Malaysia)

However you like your rainbows, friends, I hope today's rainbow cakes made your Sunday a little Sweeter.

Hang on, just one last beauty that's stolen my heart:

(Colin O'Dea Cakes, California)

SWOON. 

You go on ahead, I'll be here smiling dreamily at that rainbow base and the pink poppies. 

Ahhhh.

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P.S. If you're feeling inspired to add more rainbows to your life, then how about these?

Rainbow Artificial Roses

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And from my other blog, Epbot: