A Day Late And A Daddy Short

IN A WORLD

Where NO ONE

can spell "Father's day."

1 DAD

Will get HAMMERED.

To become

the ULTIMATE...

...HEAD CASE.

There WILL be puns.

There WILL be... wait, what?

But mostly...

There WILL be really...

REALLY

Really bad ties.

Hope your Father's Day is awesome, everybody - or at least wrecky enough to laugh about in the future.

Thanks to Melissa D., Amanda H., Michelle K., Lori C., Elizabeth H., Leah Q., Warren F., Daisy K., Maura B., & Tori Ann for wrecks that are fit to be tied.

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P.S. Listen, I *know* no one is wearing ties right now, but these have the Millennium Falcon on them and come in cool colors and I just thought you should know:

 Star Wars Millenium Falcon Tie

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

You Make Me Feel Like A Natural WHOA MAN

I was so excited about today being National Photography Day, minions, and then I realized I didn't have my glasses on and it's actually Nature Photography Day.

Shoot.

(Get it?)

So in true Wreckerator fashion, I will now blindly carry on with what I THOUGHT my calendar said, because I'm too lazy to pick different cakes. Enjoy.

Ahem 'hem hem.

::deep movie-announcer voice::

PHOTOGRAPHY.

This modern marvel has brought us many wonders.

It allows us to see ourselves... as we've never seen ourselves before.

::long, judgmental pause::

Photography lets our parents embarrass us forever:

Where would we be without photography?

(Er, that was actually a rhetorical question, but cool.)

And let us not forget the most important, groundbreaking, and often mind-blowing work of photography: 

The fact that it lets us post pictures of cakes of pictures of cakes on our cakes:

All hail... THE PURR-FECT CAKE-CEPTION

Thanks to Chaely C., Haley D., Anony M., Kam G., & Stephanie K. for letting us yowl at the moon.

Three Cat Moon T-Shirt

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And from my other blog, Epbot: