The 40-Year-Old Burn

Hey, you know how some women kinda dread turning 40?

Here's how to make it worse.

"Yeah, you know, REALLY emphasize that 40. So she doesn't need her glasses to see it."

"Whoops! Ah, well, same difference, am I right? HAHAHAHAHAHAwhy is Karen crying?"

And best/worst of all:

I also hear 60 is the new 80, so there's something to look forward to.

Thanks to Sue M., Anony M., & Pam H. for remembering it's the thought that counts, not the wreckerator.

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P.S. Get her this shirt to make up for the cake:

1980 "Original Parts" Tee

 :D

It also comes in pink, gray, and black!

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Pro Tip For Wedding Cakes: Don't Have A Cow

Wait, it's Bad Poetry Day again? Don't we have like 6 of these every year?

Not that I'm complaining: I will happily torture you with my Vogon Entry Level verse any time, ya hoopy froods.

A-hem hem hem.

A-phlegm phlegm phlegm.

::bowing:: 

Thank you, thank you very much.

Next!

My best wishes

wouldn't include a field of dirty snow

Would you(R)s?

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::starts beatboxing::

Seven eyeballs!

Seven eggs!

Seven flowers 

With sticky legs!

Wickee wickeee WOO

::mic drop::

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Udderly bovine

Cow sweet and Moo-ving!

Think we should tip?

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Something exploded on this cake

Of this I know not what to make: 

Was it fruit, was it dough?

Wouldn't YOU like to know

For $40 I'll make you a plate

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 You'll have your LOOKS

Your pretty face!

And don't forget the importance of...

BODY LANGUAGE

Thanks to Caki Z., Channing F., Chelsea C., Carolyn, & Lauren W. for the poetry in motionless shock.

P.S. You know what's more fun than writing bad poetry? Reading your cat's mind:

Phrenology Cat Ceramic Bust & Booklet

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And from my other blog, Epbot: