Not So Common... Now

It's National Common Sense Day, minions, but how "common" is it, really? 

 Hmmm?

When your faith in reading comprehension is also (crooked) and (going down).

  Candice asked them to write Skye with an E.

Such a shame the baker didn't have enough room to write out "birthday."

OH WAIT

Kim wanted "2018 Angels" in the center.

Then Lisa asked for a picture of a 20 sided die:

There's something extra special about writing the word "picture" here, don't you think?

And finally, Sharla just wanted her name on the cake.

Oh, the pain.


Thank to Rob M., Candice B., Kim T., Lisa P., & Sharla, for those... fascinating... finds.

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P.S. Hey, that reminds me of my all-time favorite Spock action figure:

SPOCK TART

Technically I think he's more of a cupcake, but "Spock Tart" is more fun to say. Go on, try it. "Spock Tart Spock Tart Spock Tart." See what I mean?

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

A Day That Will Live On In Famy (I Hear It's Nice There)

Welp. Today's the day, minions.

Election day in America. 

:DUN DUN DUNNNNNN::

Yep, like that.

Listen, I know it's been a rough season for all of us.

Maybe you feel a little drained,

A little faded,

A little discombobulated.

Or maybe you feel stomped by a giant... foot?

Let's call it a foot.

Or maybe you've spontaneously combusted after all those Facebook posts. You know the ones.

(This is why you never read the comments, kids.)

I know it's been hard and scary and none of us knows what the future will bring, but listen: when all is said and done, we'll get through it together. We're going to hold our loved ones close, even if that has to be virtually, and we're going to keep working, keep loving, and yes, even keep laughing.

Why?

Because:

And also because...

....the Turkey Poo Wangs are coming.
(Awww yeeeeeeah, something to look forward to!)

Thanks to Victoria L., Jen, Ann L., Jesse K., Lauren S., Alex A., Carey S., & Heather K. for helping us to finally get ahead in 2020.

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P.S. I'm just going to leave this here, then skip away laughing maniacally:

Fitness Turkey Tee

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And from my other blog, Epbot: