A Mistake Plus Keleven Gets You Home By 7

How do I love thee, minions?

Let me count the ways.

Oneth

Twoth!

Threeth

Elevenerst

Ninety Threeth!

I love you ninety threeth ways.

And hey, since it's rare enough for a person to even reach the age of 91, much less get a "93th" wreck, this is a rare honor.

[...]

Just...  not rare enough.

::wide-eyed sigh::

::wide-eyed sigh plus internal screaming::

Does that... does that really say, "John Dad Poppa, Uncle John", where the first "John" and "uncle" are in cursive? Is this a real thing that's happening here right now? 

Yes? 

OK. Just checking.

Thanks to Emily O., Jennifer W., Richard S., Erin S., Misty P. ,.Teri E., & Colleen W., for counting us wayyyyy down. And an extra thanks to John (the hubby of me) for today's title, which he *claims* is an Office joke. ::suspicious squint::

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Anyone else a sucker for cute office supplies? Because I just found this and I am smitten:

3M Pop-Up Note Dispenser

Just be sure to add a little clear strip of plastic like on the right; it keeps every other Post-It from covering up the face of the camera. Now I'm off to see if they sell rainbow packs of Post-Its to put inside!

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Thank A Vet, But Not With These Cakes

How To Honor A Veteran On Veterans Day:

1) Start by spelling it right.

"Vertirns"

2) Now make sure you spelled it right.

"Vetern's"

3) No, really, maybe take 20 seconds out of your day to attempt some minimal effort for the people who literally risked their lives for you, if only because you're a professional baker and YOU'RE BEING PAID TO DO THIS.

"Vetirns"

::deadpan stare, breathing hard::

Or, you know, go back to making bizarrely wangish flag tumors:

...and adding blue stripes to the flag:

The rest of us will just be over here, looking at pies.

Thanks to Abby B., Kirsten F., Rebekah F., Lynn B., & Michelle S. for proving sometimes cake is NOT the best choice.

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P.S. Instead, maybe try something like these:

Veterans Challenge Coin
I just stumbled across these coins this week, and WOW are they gorgeous.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: