A Literal Fallacy

Chrystal brought in two photos for her friend's birthday cake, and asked the baker to put one pic on either side of the 32.

Which is exactly what the baker did:

::sigh::

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Mickey and Minnie would like to welcome you to your post-apocalyptic vacation:

Because nothing puts the "get-away" in an "AHH, GET AWAY!!" quite like a giant bleeding rock tumor, am I right?

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Since the time of the Carrot Jockeys we've all suspected wreckerators have a... unique... relationship with icing carrots - but that's a fallacy!

Sorry, I spelled that wrong. I meant, "That's a phallus - see?"

Seriously, look at that texture. TELL ME THAT'S NOT INTENTIONAL.

And speaking of texture: friends, minions, countrywomen... what in poo-smeared blazes is this?!

o.0

Well, on the bright side, at least we finally found a wreckerator who gives two sh*ts.

Thanks to Chrystal H., Mary Beth A., Andi C., & DeLoris N. for wiping out the competition.

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P.S. I found a shirt for today's carrot baker. Because if you can depend on Amazon for anything, it's for oddly specific t-shirts:

"Just A Girl Who Loves Carrots"Tee

It comes in all colors at the link, in case purple's not your jam.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

A Mistake Plus Keleven Gets You Home By 7

How do I love thee, minions?

Let me count the ways.

Oneth

Twoth!

Threeth

Elevenerst

Ninety Threeth!

I love you ninety threeth ways.

And hey, since it's rare enough for a person to even reach the age of 91, much less get a "93th" wreck, this is a rare honor.

[...]

Just...  not rare enough.

::wide-eyed sigh::

::wide-eyed sigh plus internal screaming::

Does that... does that really say, "John Dad Poppa, Uncle John", where the first "John" and "uncle" are in cursive? Is this a real thing that's happening here right now? 

Yes? 

OK. Just checking.

Thanks to Emily O., Jennifer W., Richard S., Erin S., Misty P. ,.Teri E., & Colleen W., for counting us wayyyyy down. And an extra thanks to John (the hubby of me) for today's title, which he *claims* is an Office joke. ::suspicious squint::

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Anyone else a sucker for cute office supplies? Because I just found this and I am smitten:

3M Pop-Up Note Dispenser

Just be sure to add a little clear strip of plastic like on the right; it keeps every other Post-It from covering up the face of the camera. Now I'm off to see if they sell rainbow packs of Post-Its to put inside!

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And from my other blog, Epbot: