The Mickey Mouse Mind Trick

In honor of Mickey Mouse's birthday I'm about to give you a crazy cool gift: I'm about to make you forget what Mickey Mouse looks like.

Impossible, you say?

Then WATCH THIS:

It's slipping away, isn't it?

Is this right? Can you tell?

IS THIS REAL LIFE?

And finally, here's one from a vintage cake decorating book that proves they just don't make 'em like they used to:

Thank goodness.

Happy birthday, Mickey!

Thanks to Marion G., Marshelle G., Saturn S., Nicole A., Heidi L., Anony M., & Emma P. for reminding us Mickey used to eat childrens' souls. Ah, the good ol' days.

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And now that I have Disney on the brain:

Mushu Mug

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And because it’s a good reminder that the world will be normal again someday:

More Cliché Than A Cake Wreck

It's time to let sleeping dogs lie, to grab the bull by the horns, and to maybe leave the rest of the animals out of this, 'cuz now my cats are looking nervous.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

So clearly this baker hates you.

When life gives you lemons:

...ask life, "but what's with the parsley?"

If the shoe fits...

...see your doctor.
(I've heard of fallen arches before, but yowie.)

This, too, shall pass.

(AW YEAH DOUBLE PUN!!)
(Ahem)

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again:

Because, after all:

Practice makes perfect.

Perfect.

Thanks to Nathan J., Megan J., Phreedom, Howard G., Susan R., & Anony M. for going against my express wishes and beating that dead horse. Will no one think of the animals?!

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So there I was, laughing at how B-Day sounds like bidet in my head and I wondered if Amazon had anything funny and bidet related and well…

Kama Pootra

This has been a glimpse into the mind of john (the hubby of Jen).

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And from my other blog, Epbot: