Fun And Poo-Wangs For The Whole Family!

Happy Thanksgiving, minions!

Since you might not be hanging with family today, I've decided to give you the gift that keeps on giving: Turkey Poo-Wangs.

Lots and lots of Turkey Poo-Wangs.

Ahh, but not just ANY Turkey Poo-Wangs; today I give you Turkey Poo-Wangs that remind you of your family members.

Was there a lot of stiff competition? Of course. Is this kinda ballsy? Heck yeah. Will there be more phallic jokes? Let's find out.

The Angry Poop-Head:

"Why is the rum always gone?!"

The "I'm Trying To Watch The Game In Here!"

"Keep it down! I can't hear the score!"

The Dazed And Confused:

"WHAT year is it?!"

The "Isn't it Wonderful We're All Here Together?"

"Group hug!"

The Sarcastic One:

"Sure, Aunt Barb, I'll get riiiight on working on my attitude."

The "Please nobody notice I'm a Gingerbread Man."

[uncomfortable, fidgety silence]

The Little Prick:

"MOM says I'm special. MOM says I can have all the pie I want. MOO-OOOOM!!"

The "Nobody Talk To Me It's Been A Long Day."

"Just... just give him the pie, Barb."

The Peace Maker:

"Now, Stu, I'm sure you didn't mean all [REDACTED] are stupid... right?"

And finally,

The "Send Help, Or At Least More Pie."

Come one, get a grip, you guys. Day's almost through.

Thanks to Vanessa R., Elizabeth F., Jacqueline G., Erin F., Joyce J., Amy W., Subdo, Dimitra, Stephanie B., & Jason L. for recommending we all Wang Chung tonight.

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Almost, But Not Quite, Entirely Unlike Turkey Cakes

Let's face it, bakers: turkeys look silly.

Real turkeys, I mean.

SO SILLY.

So in that spirit, why NOT make your turkey cakes look like a snake on a Mexican poncho?

Or a volcano with a chicken beak?

Or a ruffled... er...

[long pause]
[gratuitous side-eye]
...decorative... pillow.

Yeeeah.

I mean, on the one hand, bakers, this is utterly ridiculous. Have you seen a real turkey's head? It's not even brown.

But on the other hand, when else do you get to illustrate an angry little poop being attacked by technicolor leeches?

Never, that's when.

So I say... [cranks up America the Beautiful]... GO FOR IT, bakers.

Embrace the ridiculous!

Stretch those legs!

Spread-eagle that turkey!

Anything goes!!

[record screeches to a halt]

Except this.

THIS IS A NO-GO, BAKERS.

Thanks to Heather M., Stieg, Laura B., Sandy F., Dave & Alison, DeLoris N., & Morgan R. for making us all do a triple-take. (Still pretty sure those ARE supposed to be turkeys, though.)

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