In With The New
It's officially a new year, minions. A fresh start. A time to shake off the doldrums of 2020, and embrace the new adventures that await us in 2021.
Because you... are a unicorn.
A funky, pox-riddled unicorn.
...Or you could be mixed with a cheetah. Who also has the pox.
And baby, you... are a firework.
Or maybe a fountain.
Depends how much you've had to drink.
And just like a kite on the wind, you... can SOAR.
...or crash, burn, and poop your pants.
So raise a glass - or half a mermaid
And let those balloons drop!
Or... escape the picnic basket?
I'll admit, the metaphor's getting a little muddied here.
Whatever. My point is, this year, minions, don't hang on to the wreckage of 2020.
Instead, look forward to the wreckage of 2021. You know, like this:
PERFECT.
Thanks to Emma C., Kristine, Jessica C., Courtney R., Natalie K., & Greg T. for capturing the moment your daughter was pretty much all of us.
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P.S. Hey all you know what would make the new year better? Giant comfy monster slippers:
Monster Paw Slippers
I'm actually wearing big badger feet slippers at the moment, but they don't have much of an insole, so these look like a serious upgrade. Plus, extra ankle coverage. Mmmm.
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And from my other blog, Epbot:
