Like A Bridge Over Troubled Icing

[A group of Wreckerators, some in frosting-smeared aprons, walk on stage and begin to sing...]

When they're leery

Feeling small...

When tears are in...

... their eyes,

Why not buy them all?

All on one side...

Ohhhhh
'cause spa- cing's tou- ou- ough...

[joining hands]

When friends just caaan't beee found!

[soprano solo]

I assure you, that's "Harry Potter!"

[chorus]

Why not pay me now?

I’ve a fridge full of stubbled otter:

[3-part harmony]

Why not pay me now?

 

A very happy birthday to Art Garfunkle - who we hope will forgive us - and many thanks to Liz K., Lynnette W., Paul A., Michelle S., Rachel H., Lexi, C.H., & Katie S. for helping us appreciate the sound of silence.

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P.S. Hey chocolate lovers, have you seen the giant one pound Snickers bar??

Snickers "Slice 'N Share" Giant Candy Bar

This isn't a bunch of regular size bars wrapped up in a big box, y'all; it really is a giant Snickers bar. The peanut layer is like an inch and a half thick! The photo gallery is making me drool, hnnng. I want one to have and to hold and to not share, John, so you better get two. ;)

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

This Wedding Wreck Is A Real Stretch

Today Judy L. shares with us "The Inspiration"...

...

 

... and "The Devastation":

Or, as I like to call it, "The Reason I Can't Stop Laughing."

(But only because "The Leaning Tower of Pisa Crap" is just a little too mean. :D)

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P.S. I've been shopping for the best Christmas lights to hang outside this year, and I think you'll like what I bought:

BrizLabs Color-Changing Christmas Lights

This is a 115 feet of LED lights, which you can change from warm white to multi-color to any combination of the two! They have 11 different settings like "slo-glow" and "breathing," a remote control, and even built-in timers. All for $27! This is the best price for the most features I've found, plus they have great reviews, which is a must for me.

John & I installed 3 strands of these beauties last weekend, and they. are. GORGEOUS. Highly recommend.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: