Oh Tannen Bums

Don't sweat it, bakers; this week is going to be easy as pie. All you've gotta do is load up on super simple holiday designs!

You know, like Christmas trees:

and candy canes:

Or Christmas trees:

(I see the side silhouette of Ben Franklin. You?)

And strands of lights:

[rubbing temples] Or Christmas trees:

And stockings:

Or... Christmas trees?

Ooh, hey, or presents! Right? Can't get easier than a square with a bow on it!

Never mind.

[gritting teeth] Or Christmas trees:

Or candles:

Or... OH WOULD YOU JUST DRAW A GREEN TRIANGLE AND BE DONE WITH IT?

Thank you.

Next week: SPACING.

Thanks to Erin M., Wildkatt, Jason D., Christy G., Anne H., Anne K., Emma G., Jillian H., Christine, Maureen W., and Janet P., for making like these trees, and confusing the heck out of all of us.

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P.S. You seem stressed. Take two of these and don't call me in the morning:

Squishy Stress Voodoo Doll

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Away In A Bakery

With all the hustle and bustle at this time of year, it's important to remember the real reason for the Christmas season:

Wait. That doesn't seem right...

Erm...

To be fair, if you sound that out you get "Juices."

So there's that.

Now I'm getting confused.

Chusl, I don't even know anymore.

Thanks to Barbara P., Stacy N., Nicole K., Amanda D., & Amy A. for having the presents of mind to take these pictures.

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P.S. In case this post wasn't painful enough:

Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes

There are a lot of "dad joke" books out there, but this one has awesome ratings AND the word "spiffing" on the cover, so it's a clear winner.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: