Lord Of The Facepalms

Brandon wanted a Bunko-themed cake with three dice on it.

Danielle asked for "Linda" in white icing.

Francie ordered a 50th birthday cake for a friend, noting that she wanted to pick it up "today."

Kristin's friend ordered a cake that was supposed to read "Happy Mother's Day/Birthday" or "Happy Birthday/Mother's Day" - whichever the baker thought sounded best.

And finally, there were three choices of decorations on the order form: balloons, roses, or mums. Dee chose mums.

Thanks to Brandon M., Danielle J., Francie R., Kristin D., & D.R. for proving one does not simply order from a wreckery.

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P.S. Because one does not simply walk into Mordor:

Mordor Fun Run Tee

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Picture This

So Shawna A. asked her bakery to make a cake just like this one from Pink Cake Box:

To make it easier, she even brought in a print-out of this picture. And, since she wanted her cake to say "Welcome Little Monkey" instead of "Happy Birthday," she was sure to cross that bit out. That way, there could be no confusion whatsoever, right?

Riiiight.

All in favor of banning the edible photo printer for all eternity, say "Oy VEY."

I think the "veys" have it, Shawna.

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P.S. Have you seen the shiny blue balls that keep your bananas fresh?

Also none of that was a euphemism.

See?

Blueapple Freshness Saver Balls

Just pop one of these in your crisper drawer and the other in your fruit bowl, and they'll absorb the ethylene gas that quickens ripening, so all your fruits and veg stay fresh longer. Seems like witchcraft, I know, but go check the thousands of rave reviews: they really work! Each set lasts 3 months, and you get 2 apples for $13.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: