Simply Smashing

This is a cake I posted back in 2009:

"Because crime doesn't pay, kids."

And this one I posted in 2011:

"It's kind of a mix between 'shushing' and 'churning.'"

Well recently, Deirdre M. sent me this cake:

Three wrecks of the exact same design, misspelled three different ways.

 MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE.

And to celebrate, I will now rehash a slightly dated meme for my own base amusements.

You're welcome.

 (Psst. Hey. You know you want to read this out loud.

Go on.  I won't judge. Much.)

Thanks to Jenn B., Mickie D., and Deirdre M.  for chursh... cursh...ah chrush...smashing crime.

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P.S. Here's one of the coolest gift ideas I've seen for a Batman fan:

Leather Bat Key Fob Case

How awesome is this?? The leather wrap keeps your keys from jingling and looks bat-ass while doing so. Plus it's on sale this week for $13!

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Pineapple Kisses

When the edible images only stick to icing, but you're too lazy to frost the whole cookie:

We don't talk about the first one.

I'm pretty sure they mean the soda, but tell me you don't want to drop this off in the break room when no one's looking:

::evil grin::

This next one isn't cake, but someone turned 4 pineapples into the members of KISS, soooo....

Please note Gene Simmons' tongue made out of watermelon rind.

That is all.

Thanks to Sarah A., Mike, John A., & Diane G. for the KISS and tell.

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P.S. For those of you who *haven't* kicked the habit:

12-Can Stackable Soda Organizer

These have LIDS, minions, so you can either stack them or use the tops for extra storage! Ahhh, this makes my organizing-loving heart so happy.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: