Fairy Tale Rending

Remember, boys and girls, all you need is a little faith...

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Trust...

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And pixie...

...AAAAAAGGH!!!

Hey Jenni G., Madiha G., & Kylea C., if you believe in Cake Wrecks, clap your hands!

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P.S. I genuinely don't know how to segue from that, but here's a shout-out my favorite wire-free bra:

Warner's Easy Does It Seamless Wireless Bra

I own around 10 of these now, because I've given up all other bras, y'all. I only wear these! I love the under-arm smoothing panel - no dig or pinch! - and like most Warners, they are incredibly comfortable.  They average $25-30 Prime, but I watch the listing and buy any color that goes on sale for less than $20. Check all the colors in your size; the sales change every week!

Oh, and b sure to check the image gallery for a better idea of how these look on larger tracts of land.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Yup... Still Screaming

[singing] Double your pleasure, double your...

Never mind.

When Jeff's co-worker retired, they decided to go with a golfing sentiment on the cake. Appropriate, because look how well the baker teed them off!

Ahh, if only ALL the gruss was grenner, am I right?

Here's another stencil malfunction, but one only you Australian readers will appreciate:

To be fair, I hear it's easy to get turned around Down Under.

Anyone else get the feeling bakers are sick of drawing footballs?

No? Just me?

And finally,

I think this giraffe is trying to wink at us:

So why can't I stop screaming?

Thanks to Kara P., Jeff R., everyone in Australia who reads this blog, Melissa U., & Anony M. for proving that winking at strangers is always creepy, so stop it, winkers. JUST STOP.

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P.S. I can't leave you with that nightmare fuel, here, have a cute chaser:

This is our cat Suki, and she luuuuurves these chew sticks so much I thought I'd tell y'all about them.

Silvervine Cat Chew Sticks

If your cats don't react to catnip, try these; they're branches from a different plant with the same effect. My cats happen to love both, but I prefer Silvervine since the sticks are less messy than loose catnip, plus help clean their teeth.

Even better, a 10-pack of sticks is only $6, and they last forever. It's been 2 years and I'm still on my second pack. Every couple months I'll scrape off a little bark to expose more of the wood underneath, which freshens the effect; the cats are EXTRA interested afterward. (The sticks have no smell for humans, btw.) HIGHLY recommend for your feline friends.