Three Squelches To A Change Of Undies

I've had some time to think about it, guys, and I've finally decided:

I'm glad football is over.

I'll also pass on these:

Something something TOOT SWEET. Haha!

(Let's see, so that's 4 fartlets to a toot, two toots to a squelch, and three squelches to a change of undies, am I right?)

One of the best patch jobs I've seen in ages:

LIKE A NINJA. 

Ah, look! The Great Poo-Nugget Migration!

Really moving, isn't it?

We've had a bunch of late Valentine cakes come in, and I have to say, you wreckerators had a red-letter year! In fact, you could say...

Torn between disappointment and relief there's no nekkid Miley on there.

"Drat, there's only room for one more letter, and I need to spell "YOU!"

[head tilt]
[Jeopardy theme playing]

"Guess I'll go with the Y, then."

Thanks to Angie T., Mindy M., Lisa R., Martina T., Rebecca C., & Stacey for making my week.

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Spring means spring-cleaning, and this storage chain I featured in Epbot's "10 Clever Ways To Display Plush Toys" is still a best-seller:

Toy Chain Organizer

You can use it to clip up toys, hats, scarves, gloves, greeting cards - anything lightweight you can fit a clip around. For under $20 it's a great way to use awkward spaces in closets, behind doors, or even swagged over a bed or desk.

What Did You Do, Ray?!

I think I speak for all of us when I say...

...this is why you don't abbreviate "who are."

I do have a few questions, though. Hang on. ::shuffling notes::

Ahem.

Question 1:

Where do these stairs go?

You're right. No... human being... would stacks cakes like this.

Question 2:

Who does your taxes?

I hear this guy has great rates.

Question 3:

Are you habitually using drugs, stimulants, alcohol?

o.0

I'd call that a big "yes."

And lastly...

OK, who brought the dog?

He keeps staring at me with the bug eyes.

Thanks to D'anita H., Amy C., Robyn G., & Andrea N. for being my cats and dogs, living together, MASS HYSTERIA. And also for tolerating my ridiculously obscure Ghostbusters jokes. If you're getting all these, please be my friend.

(Andrea, sorry about the "bug eyes," thing. I'LL BE IN MY OFFICE.)

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P.S. Hey, here's something handy:

Headrest Hook 4 Pack

These clever headrest hooks turn the back of your car seats into extra storage! Perfect for purses, shopping bags, water bottles, umbrellas, etc - and even better, they're on sale this week for $7!