Name That Name!

Kids these days, with their funky names and their extra weird spellings:

I bet this gets confusing around other holidays.

I hear Lt. Pink really likes light pink icing:

Coincidence?

Oh, great, now ALL the kids will want parentheses in their names:

DAMN HIPSTERS.

Is there a Doctor in the house?

Because only he would have time for this.

And c'mon, this is just ridiculous:

Who names their kid "Janey?"

Thanks to Catherine G., Stephanie T., Elizabeth B., Priscilla C., & Mary G., who know a rose by any other name... can be pretty dang funny.

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P.S. I agree, you COULD do a better job yourself. So have you seen these new silicone "piping bulbs?"

8 Pc Bulb Decorating Kit

Y'all, these things are total game-changers. Easy to fill, clean, no more leaking piping bags, AND they fit all the Wilton metal tips we already have! I don't do much cake decorating these days, but I do use these with caulking for crafts, and I am NEVER going back to bags.

Don't Take That Literally, Spider-Man

Briana S. asked the baker to make her cookie cake "look cute."

BIG MISTAKE.

And when Lynnette's baker asked what color frosting she wanted, she said, "Whatever pops out of the icing tube; I don't care."

You should know better, Lynn.

Not gonna lie; given Spidey's positioning, my mind went somewhere else entirely with the whole "pops out" thing. (WHAT.)

You ever pick up a cake at the grocery store bakery, and it's so, SO bad, but you're too embarrassed to say anything, so you sneak over to the canned vegetable aisle and stick it on a shelf while no one's looking?

Aha!

I KNEW IT WAS YOU.

Jennifer B. found this here, and all I can say is: good call, shopper.

(I kind of love how the cake's announcing itself to the green beans, though.)

Isn't it cute when bakers are just learning to write their numbers?

I'm gonna guess Drew is somewhere between 5 and 6.

(I usually censor bakery names, btw, but would you LOOK at that cake board? Hey, if Price Chopper Bakery wants credit that badly, who am I to stand in their way?)

And finally, here's a sweet visage to whisk you off to dreamland tonight:

Yeah, SLEEP WELL, GEORGE.

Thanks to Briana S., Lynnette M., Jennifer B., Lea A., & R.B. for reminding us there's more fish in sea - so I'm prolly never sleeping again.

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P.S. Hey, here's something handy:

Headrest Hook 4 Pack

These clever headrest hooks turn the back of your car seats into extra storage! Perfect for purses, shopping bags, water bottles, umbrellas, etc - and even better, they're on sale this week for $7!