Cungrate... Condrag... Gut Job!

Wahooo! SCOOL'S OUT!

Or.... is it?

Not gonna lie: kinda confused right now.

Well, assuming you students aced all your subjects:

(If only they taught USEFUL stuff in school, am I right?)

...then I hear some Congradularons are in order!

Unless you prefer a "Congralulalio" - 'cuz I've got one of those, too:

Eesh. You know, I have so many hundreds of misspelled "congratulations" cakes in the archives I may never post them all. I wonder when bakers decide to just give up completely?

Er, that was rhetorical, guys...

C'mon, now. We have to move on.

STAHP.

What the... Congrauktion.at?!

So, in conclusion:

I think I already did.

Conklenators to Jayne L., Laura A., Debbie M., Bree M., Tammy J., Dara, Candy R., Kristin, Jennifer P., & Kat N. on their stellar wreckporting.

*****

P.S. Need a sweet gift for the person who has everything? Then how about a card that transforms into a bouquet:

Fresh Cut Paper Pop-Up Bouquet

 You mail these flat like a greeting card, then they pop up into the prettiest bouquet! I've sent a couple of these to both my parents and grandmother now. Fresh Cut has several different colors and flower arrangements to choose from, plus I send mine straight from Amazon, so with Prime it's free shipping!

United Wrecks of America

Gimmie a U!

"U!"

Gimmie an S!

"S!"

Gimmie a... nother U?

Huh.

Looks like sticking this cookie cake to the ceiling has addled some brains.

After all, what red-blooded American could forget how to spell the good ol' USA?

I mean, besides these ones?

I feel like this one was getting close:

The underline on the S really sells it.

Well, however you (mis)spell it, here's to all those who've given their lives for this great country: the United States of...

Psst. Guys. You spelled "'MURICA" wrong.

Thanks to Carrie D., Dave G., Heather O., & Scott D. for the memories.

*****

P.S. I agree, you COULD do a better job yourself. So have you seen these new silicone "piping bulbs?"

8 Pc Bulb Decorating Kit

Y'all, these things are total game-changers. Easy to fill, clean, no more leaking piping bags, AND they fit all the Wilton metal tips we already have! I don't do much cake decorating these days, but I do use these with caulking for crafts, and I am NEVER going back to bags.