Ready, Aim...

Pink slips are so last decade, employers. This time, why not spice up your "restructuring program" with an element of fun?

Oooh, I love Quessing games! What?!

He can't even be mad, 'cuz he gets a cake out of it.

See?

FUN.

Er...

Sorry, Mike.

From another Mike, who's obviously better off:

Let's just assume this Mike was their copy editor.

It's funnier that way.

Of course, no matter how you end up leaving a job, it's never easy to say goodbye:

...or to spell "good riddance."

At least you know your co-workers will miss you!

Or... not.

And for those of you thinking of quitting via cake...

[Have fun censoring this one, John!]

[Challenge accepted. -john]

Don't be surprised if your boss decides to respond in kind:

OH SNAP.

Thanks to Cynthia C., Anony M., Mike B., Eileea P., Stephanie F., Beth H., Anony M., & Thomas B. for the first correct use of quotation marks in CW history. IT'S A "MIRACLE!"

*****

P.S. Next time, let this fun "lift-the-flap" book say your goodbyes for you:

 Gotta Go, Buffalo: A Silly Book of Fun Goodbyes

Each page has funny farewell rhymes hidden under lift-up flaps:

Super cute!

Do You Believe In Mircles?

I call this one, "But not today."

"Hey, why does your koi fish have ears?"

"That's not a koi! Didn't you seee what I wrote on the cake board?"

"Ohhhhhh!

".... but it still looks like a koi fish."

The most hilarious butchering of "You're six!" I've ever seen:

Gesundheit.

And finally, these graduation wrecks just keep getting better, you guys:

I'd congratulate the bakers, but I'm afraid it would only confuse them.

Our most sincere congartion to Janet N., Kelly V., Callie C., & Gina B.

*****

Artscape "Magnolia" Window Film

This stained glass film is AMAZEBALLS, minions. It's less than $20 a roll (we used 2), easy to install with a squeegee and water, and looks incredibly convincing, even up close.

That was John installing ours about seven years ago, and it's still going strong, though looking at these photos I can see the Florida sun has faded it to a slightly more blue/purple tone. It makes me ridiculously happy walking into our dark back room during the day, and seeing these doors glowing with color. Highly recommend for any windows or doors where you want extra privacy or prettiness.