Wreck Every Mountain - Plus These Wedding Cakes, While You're At It

They asked for mountains:

And never has "Good Luck" looked quite so sarcastic.

Tessa tells me this wedding cake was supposed to look like bark:

Bark, huh?

Well, it DOES look pretty "ruff."

Eh? EH?

Oh, who asked you.

Guess where they wanted the 10:

"What am I, a mind reader?"

And finally, Kelley asked for this wedding cake design:

Except with red pearls and no flowers.

Unfortunately, her baker confused "pearls" with "Atomic Fireballs.*"

...and then apparently smoothed out the icing with a hairbrush.

Bummer.

*Anyone else remember Atomic Fireballs? Those spicy cinnamon jawbreakers?

I'm... I'm showing my age again, aren't I.

Drat.

Thanks to Jessica G., Tessa R., Lauren R., Lisa W., Andrea L., & Kelley T. for the giggles.

This, Not That

Attention, bakers!

Just so you all know:

We want this:

(By Outta the Oven)

Not that:

This:

(By Brenda's Cakes)

Not that:

This:

(By Magical Cakes)

Not that:

And this:

(By Siberina)

Not... BWAHAHAHAAA!

[wiping eyes] Hoo WHEE!

Yeah. Not that.

Thanks to Christina, Dana S., Kris M., & Christal W. for being all that. (Eh? EH??)

*****

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Color-Changing LED Nightlight, 2 Pack

They have 3 different color modes, come in white or silver bases, and are just $12!