Writhing, Gren, & Diferent

Look out, "Mom."

They're on to you.

They asked for "Happy Birthday Levi" in red icing, written in the top center of the cake:

NAILED IT.

"John without the H?"

NAILED IT.

Ever wonder what would happen if a cake and a beehive had a transporter accident?

Yeeeeeah.

I dunno about you guys, but the bee butts sticking out of the right side are freaking me right the heck out.

And finally, Jennifer's Summer School director wanted to celebrate their mid-way point with an "over the hump day!" cake. However, "she knew she was in trouble," Jennifer writes, "When the worker taking her order didn't know how to spell 'the.'"

I'm sure some of you have been there, making a phone order and wondering what, exactly, the baker was writing down on the other end. Well, in Jennifer's case, we know!

With an order form like this, WHAT COULD GO WRONG.

("Writhing" is oddly appropriate.)

Oh, right. This:

I think we can all agree this is definitely "gren" and "diferent."

Oh, and:

NAILED IT.

Thanks to Jenny B., Shirece B., Jeff J., Jennifer U., & Anony M., for the buzz.

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And now, “Hey look at this thing I just bought!”

Solar Garden Lights

They’re on sale and there’s even a coupon. Woot!

The Far Side Of The Bakery

During the traditional dance, the natives express thanks for the year's crops, the tribe's health, and for the glandular defect running rampant in the island's pigs.

The scientists found that results were mixed. Some mice seemed to enjoy the whistling spleen, while others were petrified beyond all bowel control.

As the minutes ticked by, Elmo realized with dawning horror that this was one staring contest he might not win.

Batman would later have cause to regret his rather insensitive "manual control" quip.

Wall-E considered. On the one hand, he adored Eve and wanted to make her happy. But on the other, he was surrounded by mounds of crap.

Thanks to Susan S., Beth M., Kimmi D., Bianca S., & Karen P. for the wrecks, and to Gary Larson for allowing me to be raised on The Far Side.

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I was wondering if they made a complete collection of Far Side and they do!

The Complete Far Side Collection

And right now, it’s half off! Maybe I should get it for Jen…