And Now, A Demon Dog For A Five-Year-Old

Iiiiit's almost Friday, minions!

Isn't that great news, "Demon Dog For A Five-Year-Old?"

::gutteral snarling::

Aw, I guess he can't hear me over all the screaming.

Actually, looks like it's been a pretty rough week all 'round for 5-year-old girls:

Can YOU say, "creepy anatomical inaccuracies?"

No?

'Cuz I'd like demon dog back, please. [shudder]

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If I told you someone ordered "Congratulations Cub Scouts, Pack 47" on a cake, which of those words do you think most likely to be misspelled?

AHA!

You guessed wrong.

(I'm guessing.)

It is, in fact, every word except that one:

"Club Scott Pac 47."

[salutes]

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Two wrongs may not make a right, but two rights DEFINITELY make this wrong:

[give it a second]

You'll gladly foot the bill for that one, though, after I show you this:

SOMEONE CALL DEMON DOG!

Thanks to Donne G., Leah S., Maura M., Anony M., & Diana M. for the womb with a view.

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Wreckage Most Foul

Hey bakers, I'm thinking birds today.

Whaddaya got?

I see.

...what else ya got?

::squints::

::head tilt::

AAAAAAAAAAA!

AND WHAT IS A "PENQUIN?"

Never mind.

I think the important take-away here, minions, is that even when you don't give a hoot, you can still give... a poop:

WELL OWL BE.

Small naked cartoon child: "Mr. Bowel, how many licks does it take NOPE NOPE DID NOT THINK THIS JOKE THROUGH NOPE.

Thanks to Eileen, Jodee R., Naomie H.,Lauren D., & Alysia B., who may or may not remember this commercial, but most DEFINITELY are craving a Tootsie Pop now:

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Because of course we have to link to some Tootsie Pops…