The Times Of Wreckerators' Lives

There are moments we cherish, and then there are moments like these:

When the customer asks for music notes and you're all, "I'VE GOT THIS."

Yes, music notes. Honest.

When your own packaging shows just how badly your "unicorn cake" misses the mark:

I mean, really. It looks more like the cloud.

And my favorite:

When someone helpfully suggests you Google "baby girl cake" for decorating ideas:

Thanks to Anabell M., Alexandra S., & Charles F., who isn't too worried his baker will see this, I think for obvious reasons.

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P.S. Here's one for all you nurses, doctors, and medical personnel out there:

"Google" Coffee Mug/Tumbler

:D

6 Signs Halloween Is Coming

There's a chill in the air, minions, and not just from your in-law's latest text.
Nope, Fall is here, and with it, all the classic signs:

- Bad Apples:

Seedy characters, no matter how you slice it.

- Rabid Pumpkins

ERMERGOURD, this is one pumpkin-spiced foam you'll want nothing to do with, trust me.

- Two girls in frilly skirts lying on the ground with their feet chopped off:

Yes, oddly specific, but I don't decide the signs; I just report 'em.

- Poop floating UPstream:

Eerie, isn't it?

- Black cats being sucked into whirling pea-soup vortexes:

That's a can't-miss sign, right there.

But the #1 way you know Halloween is coming?

Angry sperm.

Thanks to Sarah C., Ricky T., Isha J., Marisa S., Heather V., & Kristy T. for going with the flow.

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P.S. I don't usually buy seasonal t-shirts, but as the owner of a black cat, I can tell you this one's appropriate year-round:

Cat's Got Your Knife T-Shirt

Lots more colors at the link.