Hallow-Scream

'Twas the night before Halloween

And all through the bakery

'Twere this stuff:

And this stuff:

And all kinds of fakery:

("Happy CHALLAH-ween! Haha! See what I did there? Eh? EH??"

"Stop talking.")

The sperm ghosts were piped onto basketballs with care:

But we're pretty sure this one was done on a dare:

Shoplifting ghosts

make a run for the door

While Frank with two man buns

croaks, "NEVERMORE"

Doll hair mixed with icing

does the work of the devil

While amoeba ghosts haunt

on a molecular level:

(Q: Why are amoebas bad at running prisons?

A: Because they only have one cell!)

Candy corns "ARRRR"

And bowling balls fly

Don't like these wrecks?

Then here:

DIY!

Hats off to Patty A., Emily C., Anony M., Marianne F., Chris B., Rebekah W., Katrina V., Kimberly W., Amy T., Katie R., & Andrea O. for the excellent wreckporting.

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Sunday Sweets: 10 Halloween Cuties

Halloween is coming, minions, but not to worry; today we're all about Sweets, not scares.

Let's set the stage with some cheerful Jack-O-Lanterns:

(By Yener's Way)

A baby bat or two:

(By Madhouse Bakes)

...and an oh-so adorable witch:

(By il Mondo di Ielle)

Which reminds me: you're gonna need a fabulous outfit, of course:

(By Cake Heart)

Plus some boo-tiful accessories!

(By Cuteology Cakes)

That bow is a scream.

Watch out for little monsters in need of hugs:

(By McGreevey Cakes)

...and dark fairies with a penchant for pointy things:

(By Pasticci di Molly, based on my friend Jasmine's art!)

Trick-or-treating black cats are fine, though.

(By The Royal Bakery)

:D

If you're lucky enough to be celebrating a half birthday around Halloween, then I have JUST the cake for you:

(By Luna Cakes, no longer in business)

Though for the record, I've never received a half birthday cake before, and now I'm feeling kinda cheated.

Ah well, the rest of us boys and ghouls will just eat some sweets on Halloween night and, you know...

hang out.

(By Pirikos)

It'll be a frightfully good time, I'm sure.

Happy Sunday, everyone!

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