8 Christmas Cakes So Bad They're Good (For A Belly Laugh)

'Tis the season to count your wreckage.

1) This cup of "Coco"

2) A Holiday Joint

I think it's an elbow.

3) Gingerbread X-Rays

DANGIT TSA IS NOTHING SACRED

4) Santa?

Even he doesn't know what's on his head.

5) A Cluster Cluck of Wrapping Paper:

Actual Conversation Between Me and John Regarding This Cake:

Me: [zooming in on wrapping] "Um, can you tell what this is?"
John: [squinting] "That's Santa... holding an accordion."
Me: [pause] "Is Santa a chicken?"
John: [longer pause] "Yes, yes he is."

6) Santa's "Sleigh":

I think I deserve a gold medal for figuring this one out, you guys.

7) A Snowman, Probably:

See the scarf and hat?

8) Poo-dolf, the Leech-Nosed Colon Cleaner:

Ho Ho NO.

Thanks to Sherri B., Allie D., Heather G., Surlana, Amelia K., Sydney B., Julie A., & Jeffrey C. for making it rain, dear.

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And I Have No Privacy!

"Hey, Frank, man, you ever get the feeling someone's - I dunno - watching you?"

"No, man, can't say that I do. Why do you ask?"

"Eh, maybe I've just been working too hard, but this bakery is starting to give me the willies."

"Well, we have been pulling some long hours. Don't worry; I'm sure it's just your imagination."

"Yeah, you're probably right."

Thanks to Michelle S. for making googly eyes at us.

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