A Darkly Dreaming Christmas

Er...

WRONG HOLIDAY, SIGN GUY

The "I've been extra good" plate is the ironic cherry on top.

 And if you're wondering what a demonic Santa would look like:

To quote a philosopher from the early 1990s, "Woomp, there it is."

 I bet this bakery display seemed like a good idea at the time:

... but in practice, your guests end up eating Cthulhu's face.

(Hang on, that's actually kind of awesome. Never mind, baker, CARRY ON.)

This season, BEWARE OF LOITERING IGLOO CLOWNS:

Trust me, they're always up to some funny business.

Things You Don't Want To Find Under The Tree Christmas Morning:

And you thought last year's pack of underwear was crappy.

And finally, 

How To Tell If Santa's Been Watching Youtube Makeup Tutorials Again:

Is that glitter highlighter? Dang, girl. GET IT.

Thanks to Keely M., G.Z., Lisa S., Stephanie B., Laura R., & Kris D., for the many sides of St. Nick.

Oh, and Mary Christmis everybuddy!

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P.S. - I feel like Glamour Santa would approve of this:

Unicorn Snot Lip Gloss

Sunday Sweets: Merry & Bright

It’s Christmas Eve, folks, so here's hoping you can all kick back and relax with loved ones before the big day tomorrow.

The letters to Santa have been sent...

(By Cakes Decor member Cake Heaven)

The gifts have been wrapped...

(By Sandra Monger Cake Design)

The lights are all rigged...

(By Adorn Cake Design)

"Now why are they BLINKING?"

And if you're really lucky, you've even got time for a few crafts:

(By The Violet Cake Shop)

Anyone into quilling out there? Especially loving those flowers.

Or better yet, maybe you've got time for CAKE.

(By Queen B's Bakery, featured here)

I'd never think to add pink and blue with red and green, but it totally works!

Or how about a soft mint with pearl and silver accents?

(By Cakes Decor member Dolca Llepolia)

Love that snow texture on the middle tier.

Here's a funky modern design with hand-drawn ornaments:

(By Man Bakes Cake)

Fun!

And John thought this binging Santa was hilarious:

(Baker Unknown (anyone?), found here)

I would make a crack about fruitcake here, but I'm told it can actually be super delicious. Bring on the evidence, bakers; I'm willing to be convinced. ;)

This one looks like an abstract forest fairy, and I love it:

(By Blissfully Sweet)

Look at that skirt of leaves, and the little braided belt! SO SWEET.

A stunning stained glass design:

(By Hazel Wong Cake Design for Christmas in Frostington)

Ahhh, pretty as a greeting card.

And finally, for those of you who celebrated Hanukkah, the prettiest Sweet I could find this year:

(By Rosebud Cakes)

Those colors! Take note, bakers: THIS is how you airbrush. Love it.

Well, whatever you're celebrating this season, here's hoping it's merry and bright - with extra sprinkles on top. ;)

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