The Mane Event

If only we had some clue what Asher wanted on his birthday cake, minions.

IF ONLY. 

("Splater Icing" would make a great Zamboni name.)

You know how some wrecks are more tragic than others? I mean, if the whole thing is a disaster, eh. But if it's super pretty and then THIS happens:

To quote Jake Peralta, "Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

The irony, it burns.

I move that we start pronouncing it "Sus-kess." In fact, if you find yourself talking to a group of strangers this week, drop that into the conversation and see if anyone stops you. :D

Speaking of subtle goofs that make for obvious hilarity, Tamisha ordered this cute lion cake:

But instead, she got this:

NO LION

Thanks to Dana B., Eveline, & Tamisha H. for proving the line between "cute lion" and "albino murder scarecrow" is a lot thinner than we thought. 

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A Rose By Any Other Name... Would Be Weird

Today, we’re celebrating Unique Names Day so here's to you, Dufus:

Slut Muffin:

...and the Head brothers, Nuckle:

Stupid:

...and Butt.

(Unfortunately Block and Sh** couldn't make it.)

...let's not forget Snow White's three other dwarves:

Testi

Eat Me

...and Dirtbag.

And last but not least...

Todd?

How'd he get in here?

Thanks to Alissa R., Andrea R., Heidi, Jessie A., Pamela M., Jessica C., Sophie C., Kim W., & Julie R. for sharing the love.

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P.S. Let's not forget our patron saint of unusual names:

Inigo Montoya Mug

I bet you could also fill this with peanuts. Just sayin'.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: