FILL 'ER UP

Not-So-Frozen Cupcakes:

Because some people are worth melting for?

[bah dum CHA!]

Chris And The Untouchable Footwear:

It actually took me a minute to realize what this was supposed to say.
Now I feel so... empty.
#ThatWasAHint
#NoticeTheLackOfShoePuns
#StraightLaced
#OkJustOne
#NoIDontKnowWhatVOTBSIs
#WhyAmIUsingHashTagsThisIsntTwitter

A grocery chain that shall not be named is doing a big Monopoly-themed promotion this month, so naturally, they had their bakers break open a game of Monopoly... and do this:

Mmm, Crisco-soaked paper.

(Do not pass "GO," do not collect $200.

JUST GO TO JAIL.)

Speaking of old board games, it's pretty clear this next baker doesn't...

[sunglasses]

HAVE A CLUE.

Words cannot describe the wild hope that seized my heart when I saw this cake:

...but sadly, I don't think that's the baker's actual credit card number.

Dangit.

Thanks to Aeron B., Cheree G., Jefferson L., Michelle R., & Tom S., who knows the only way to stop a charging baker... is to feel their shoes.

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I know I'm a couple of years late on this, but did you know there's a Downton Abbey version of Clue?!

Clue: Downton Abbey Edition

Instead of murder weapons this version comes with tokens of items that were stolen, including a pocket watch, bow tie, and "lavender loaf." POSH POSH.

*****

And from my other blog, Epbot:

Wedding Missed Marks, #637

Bethany wanted her wedding cake to be a flight of fancy:

...but instead, we think her baker just winged it:

Melissa, on the other hand, envisioned something with a little more... trunk space:

:D

But ended up with something barking mad:

"Now, make like a tree... and TRY TO LOOK LIKE A TREE."

Muna wisely went with something simple, sleek, and classic:

She figured it'd be much harder to mess this up.

And she was right!

Yes, you might say her baker really rose to the occasion:

...of totally wrecking it up.

Thanks to Bethany M., Melissa G., & Muna J. for taking her lumps and living to tell the tale.

 Immortal Roses

They're real roses perfectly preserved in a pretty metal gift box - which comes inside another gift box, which is then put in a shipping box and then mailed to you, so I suspect Yzma's involvement somehow. BONUS. They also come in gold and with lots more pretty colors! (The red and gold is totally Beauty and the Beast.)

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