Maybe The Mini Marshmallows Are Supposed To Be TP?

In case you ever wondered what Ron Swanson would look like as a balding muppet:

"You may have thought you heard me say I would like a lot of cake and ice cream. But what I said was, give me ALL THE CAKE AND ICE CREAM YOU HAVE.

"Please and thank you."

Shannon ordered a "red cake with sprinkles" with "Happy 30th Birthday Fred" on it.

And, you know, technically the bakery got a lot of that right:

See the red sprinkles?

Not really sure what's happening here:

I *think* it's supposed to be a skirt/dress, but all I see is an overflowing science fair experiment. You know, like those baking soda volcanoes? Except this one looks more minty. And... hairy.

0.O

You keep doing you, bakers.

And finally, when you ask for a number 3 train cake:

...and get the #1 train wreck:

Cannot. Stop. Laughing.

Thanks to Amy B., Krystine M., Shannon L., Susan H., & Anony M. for getting us off track.

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What They Wanted, What They Got: Princess Edition

Ever wonder what you'll really get when you order a princess cake like this?

Well, I have good news!

You're almost certain to get the same toys.

Or maybe you want to spring for the big castle version:

You totally should!

How else will your baker get any airbrush practice?

Mmmm. Spattery.

Not a big princess fan? Never fear, I've got something for you, too!

Now, clap your hands if you believe in fairy wrecks.

THEY DO EXIST.

Thanks to K.B., Maureen S., & Yesenia for the stellar wreckporting.

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P.S. Here's a handy reminder for bakers, scruffy-looking nerf-herders, and pretty much everyone:

"Don't Mess With A Princess" Tee

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And from my other blog, Epbot: