Picture Perfect Face Palms

Jill S. writes, 

"I gave them a napkin so they could match the icing colors to it. But instead..."

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Lisa P. wanted her friend's birthday to be a critical success, but we all know how ordering a cake is a roll of the dice:

MERCER HAVE MERCY

(That one's for you, Critters)

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And finally, Jeff H. writes:

"I have a friend who recently became a US citizen. I went to the bakery and asked for a cake with a United States flag on it. Here's what I got. The baker, a lady in her late 20's, commented, 'I even got the red star to come out good!'"

Thanks to Jill, Lisa, and Jeff for making us break out the rare quadruple facepalm.

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Hey, any of you collect dice? Because these metal sets come in over 40 different colorways(!!), and I want them all:

Haxtec Metal Dice Set

Awkward Ninja Turtle Erections & Other Treats

Further proof that talent and common sense aren't always a package deal:

Now if only it said "CREST HERE" on the left.

John's taken over e-mail submission duties here at CW, and speaking of "duties..."
... yesterday he named this file, "pretty much just poop.jpg"

NAILED IT.

("Cake Wrecks: Keeping It Prefessional Since 2008")

I'm sorry, everyone; I know poop jokes are classless and in poor taste.

So here, have an Awkward Ninja Turtle Erection:

BOOYAKASHA!

(I'm not sure who looks more horrified: me or him.)

One of my Grammar Police friends recently posted a Facebook mini-rant about the word "alright" - which I, personally, have no problem with.*

[*Yeah, I said it. COME AT ME, BRO.]

The very next day was my friend's birthday, so I found her the perfect cake from our archives:

It went over so well, I think everyone should do this for their grammar-loving friends!

I also recommend writing something like, "Its you're birthday! Irregardless, do'nt loose ur kool, Ok?"

And finally, for you bakers out there: this is why you should be careful what you post on Facebook:

Ouch.

Thanks to Regina F., Doug M., Sharlyn W., Andrea C., & Anony M., who all know Facebook is really only good for thought-provoking political discussions.

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